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Cheesiest pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CradleRobber, Sep 19, 2007.

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  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Haha. That's well worth the read and the effort to recite it if only once.
     
    mike311gd, Sep 19, 2007
    #25
  2. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    I can breathe though my ears indefinitely.
     
    writing irish, Sep 19, 2007
    #26
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    What's a guy gotta do to get a library card?
     
    mike311gd, Sep 19, 2007
    #27
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
     
    zeke12, Sep 19, 2007
    #28
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I came here tonight to drink beer and get laid, and I'm all out of beer.

    Baby, you sure look good, but you'd look a whole lot better with my cock in your mouth.
     
    Chef, Sep 19, 2007
    #29
  6. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    This is good.
     
    Platyrhynchos, Sep 19, 2007
    #30
  7. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Just call yourself Mystery, J-Dogg or Matador and you're sure to score.
     
    Claws for Concern, Sep 19, 2007
    #31
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Dude's definitely gettin' laid with that line.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 19, 2007
    #32
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You are demonstrably, provably hot.

    You look so easy that even a caveman can do it.

    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bambi-Jo?

    Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
     
    The Big Ragu, Sep 19, 2007
    #33
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest


    You're in.
     
    Flash, Sep 19, 2007
    #34
  11. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    In the non-original, but still makes me laugh category:

    Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
     
    imjustagirl2, Sep 19, 2007
    #35
  12. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Hi. Would you like to come to the party? The... pants... party. In my pants?

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    PhilaYank36, Sep 19, 2007
    #36
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