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Chances that your dying words are your dateline

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by friend of the friendless, Sep 16, 2007.

  1. friend of the friendless

    friend of the friendless Active Member

    Sirs, Madames,

    PHUKET, Thailand - A plane carrying foreign tourists crashed Sunday as it tried to land in stormy weather on the resort island of Phuket, engulfing some passengers in flames while others kicked out windows to escape the smoke-filled cabin. At least 88 people were killed.

    YHS, etc
  2. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I'll take "Jokes In Bad Taste That Make Me Cringe and Laugh At The Same Time" for $800, Alex.
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Only if I kick it in Walla Walla...
  4. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Or Climax (!!!!!) Minnesota.
  5. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Hell, Michigan.
  6. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Welcome, North Carolina

    (beats Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina ... )
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Yet only in Michigan can you have the Climax from Hell...
  8. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Damn. All I ever have when I go to Hell is ice cream. It's good, but not THAT good.
  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    ...in Paradise.
  10. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    ... but only if you're a Bad Axe
  11. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    ...then you'd have yourself an Ironwood.
  12. Dan Rydell

    Dan Rydell Guest


    (Go ask Mr. Nelson Rockefeller.)
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