Census dilemma, and they're right

Dude, it's rough. Big Bird is blowing guys for bird seed.

 

Ever since Mr. Hooper died, the neighborhood has had no moral rock at all. When Elmo started flashing his bling and showing off his celebrity pals, you knew the wannabes would come out of the woodwork.

Look what happened to Gordon ...

 

And, Snuffaluffagus is really filled with circus clowns from Lithuania in this country illegally who abandoned their little car when it began to attract too much attention.

 

I thought they were Ukrainian.