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Cats in danger of extinction, simians to receive corporal punishment

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    The world's kitten population is about to be wiped out as monkeys around the globe get spanked repeatedly.

    Beyonce and Eva's lesbian love

    Beyoncé Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

    The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama 'Tipping The Velvet'.


    Beyoncé and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.

    A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My cats just died.
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    BYH just killed my cats!
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

  5. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    My brain is still trying to process this.
    The little general, however, is ready for battle.
  6. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Did he pet your kitty too hard or something? (After he reads that, he'll return in 8 seconds).

    And I love that movie name: Tipping the Velvet. If that isn't a euphemism....
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Hondo will take its premiere date as a personal day.
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Mustard, you're a bastard for posting this photo. I laughed so friggin' hard I had people coming over and wanting to see what was on my screen.
  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Should be a national holiday.
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    On this, Hondo and I agree.
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