Cats in danger of extinction, simians to receive corporal punishment

The world's kitten population is about to be wiped out as monkeys around the globe get spanked repeatedly.

Beyonce and Eva's lesbian love

Beyoncé Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama 'Tipping The Velvet'.

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Beyoncé and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.

A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."

 

My cats just died.

 

BYH just killed my cats!

 

My brain is still trying to process this.
The little general, however, is ready for battle.

 

Did he pet your kitty too hard or something? (After he reads that, he'll return in 8 seconds).

And I love that movie name: Tipping the Velvet. If that isn't a euphemism....

 

Hondo will take its premiere date as a personal day.

 

Mustard, you're a bastard for posting this photo. I laughed so friggin' hard I had people coming over and wanting to see what was on my screen.

 

Should be a national holiday.

 

On this, Hondo and I agree.