Catherine Zeta-Jones? Go down on her at your own risk.

Michael Douglas says his throat cancer was caused by cunnilingus.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer

 

"But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

Baby, don't let me die!

 

He's dying because of what he likes to do most?

 

Catherine Zeta-Jones? Believe I'd take my chances were the opportunity to present itself ...

 

Hollywood Translation:

"Did I mention that I'm STRAIGHT? Because I am. I am a frequent devourer of VAGINA. Yes, sir. Not to go into too much detail, but I will lick snatch AT THE RISK OF MY OWN LIFE because I am so aggressively STRAIGHT. In closing, when I said greed is good, I meant pussy is good. I'm not gay. Thanks."

 

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that cunnilingus, for lack of a better word, is good. Cunnilingus is right, cunnilingus works. Cunnilingus clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cunnilingus, in all of its forms; cunnilingus for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.

 

Izzy Coles can't get life insurance now.

 

That's pretty brave after what happened to Colonel Angus at Big Beaver. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7a_1349546320

 

Or, "I did not employ method acting in playing Liberace."

Anyhoo, I don't blame him for sending blame that way. There are teeth down there!

And Dan, that pic is somehow disturbing.

 

You are welcome.
Sounds like a great ethical question. Two choices, admit that you cheated on your wife to let her off the hook (or lie that you cheated on her). Or just say you got it from her.

You know I'd love to honey, but did you hear about Michael Douglas?