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Catherine Zeta-Jones? Go down on her at your own risk.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by old_tony, Jun 2, 2013.

  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Michael Douglas says his throat cancer was caused by cunnilingus.

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    "But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

    Baby, don't let me die!
  3. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    He's dying because of what he likes to do most?
  4. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Catherine Zeta-Jones? Believe I'd take my chances were the opportunity to present itself ...
  5. H.L. Mencken

    H.L. Mencken Member

    Hollywood Translation:

    "Did I mention that I'm STRAIGHT? Because I am. I am a frequent devourer of VAGINA. Yes, sir. Not to go into too much detail, but I will lick snatch AT THE RISK OF MY OWN LIFE because I am so aggressively STRAIGHT. In closing, when I said greed is good, I meant pussy is good. I'm not gay. Thanks."
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The point is, ladies and gentleman, that cunnilingus, for lack of a better word, is good. Cunnilingus is right, cunnilingus works. Cunnilingus clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cunnilingus, in all of its forms; cunnilingus for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.
  7. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

  8. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Izzy Coles can't get life insurance now.

  9. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    That's pretty brave after what happened to Colonel Angus at Big Beaver. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7a_1349546320
  10. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

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  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Or, "I did not employ method acting in playing Liberace."

    Anyhoo, I don't blame him for sending blame that way. There are teeth down there!

    And Dan, that pic is somehow disturbing.
  12. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    You are welcome.
    Sounds like a great ethical question. Two choices, admit that you cheated on your wife to let her off the hook (or lie that you cheated on her). Or just say you got it from her.

    You know I'd love to honey, but did you hear about Michael Douglas?
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