Cash Me Ousside (Howbow Dah)

Yeah, I wanted to make sure I acknowledged that probability right off the bat.

 

CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOW DAH?

 

There's a kind of person in this world who, given this choice -- A) being noticed because you did something stupid vs. B) not being noticed because you didn't do something stupid -- won't blink an eye at choosing A. Because, to this kind of person, not being noticed is simply not an option.

 

Her mom is 100% behind her when they are trying to fight someone on Spirit Airlines.

Methinks this is all about how much cash Mommy can grab.

'Cash Me Ousside' Girl Danielle Bregoli Punches Airline Passenger, Cops Called (VIDEOS)

 

And without those people reality TV would cease to exist. I'm always amazed that people will air their filthiest linen in public if it means they get to be on TV.

 

C) Don't want to end up as a sad and invisible 75-year-old man like the one in 12 Angry Men who testifies the way he does because it's the only time other than birth and death that he'll've been recorded in history.

 

Yep.

Meanwhile, it is my worst nightmare to get noticed doing something and have it go "viral."

 

Birth, marriage, death. The only three times a gentleman should be mentioned in the paper. Or on twitter.

 

What if said gentleman gets a hole-in-one?

 

He can buy an ad.

 

2 points.