car trouble (again)

Someone post that Patrick Stewart facepalm photo.

 

How are you gonna change a diaper if you can't manage that task on your own?

 

He's been practicing on himself for years.

And sp, it shouldn't happen, but it happens frequently. I know that doesn't help you now.

 

I have to ask. I fucking have to.

Are you using the same mechanic, still?

 

I can envision the conversation back at the garage.

Mechanic: "We got a 2003 Neon that needs a new transmission."
Garage owner: "Fine. We've got two new transmissions in stock."
Mechanic: "It's smallpotatoes."
Garage owner: "Root around the the dumpster and slap on something that looks transmissiony. Don't use any of the good, green fluid, either."

 

No.

 

Holy shit, between Ace's post and Ridgeway's on the Lynn Hoppes thread, two all-timers in one day.

 

Dammit, Ace. Now I am crying. I was just about to ask if the mechanic and the guy who sold the extended warranty happened to be brothers.

 

"Transmissiony" is my new favorite adjective.

smallp, please never leave this board.

 

Tears are streaming down my face. Green ones.

 

As avatar woman's ones surely would be.

 

How does it happen?