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"Car 69, Where Are You?"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Apr 13, 2012.

  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Cop in Santa Fe, New Mexico caught masturbating on the dash cam in his squad car. The payoff cums with :20 left. Best line of the report.

  2. joe

    joe Active Member

    Re: Car 69, Where Are You?

    Hell, I was hoping this was an offshoot of the Petrino thread.
  3. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Has anyone here ever masturbated in a golf cart?
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Hey, at least he knows how to use his nightstick
  5. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    There are no more bullets in that gun.
  6. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    You have the right to remain ... excited.
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Why else would you need ball washers on the course?
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I believe the answer to the question posed in the thread title is, "In a cornfield."
  9. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    He reportedly had a spurt of activity on his beat on this particular day.
  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    The ad that aired before the video is for a product called Finish.
  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    No, but I know of at least 5 buddies who would do it without having to ask twice. I'm friends with some really strange people.
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    His penis couldn't escape the long arm of the law.
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