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"Car 69, Where Are You?"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Apr 13, 2012.

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  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Cop in Santa Fe, New Mexico caught masturbating on the dash cam in his squad car. The payoff cums with :20 left. Best line of the report.

    http://www.jdjournal.com/2012/04/12/police-officer-caught-masturbating-on-video-while-on-duty/
     
    Care Bear, Apr 13, 2012
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  2. joe

    joe Active Member

    Re: Car 69, Where Are You?

    Hell, I was hoping this was an offshoot of the Petrino thread.
     
    joe, Apr 13, 2012
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  3. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Has anyone here ever masturbated in a golf cart?
     
    Care Bear, Apr 13, 2012
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  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Hey, at least he knows how to use his nightstick
     
    dooley_womack1, Apr 13, 2012
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  5. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    There are no more bullets in that gun.
     
    Gator, Apr 13, 2012
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  6. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    You have the right to remain ... excited.
     
    bumpy mcgee, Apr 13, 2012
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  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Why else would you need ball washers on the course?
     
    21, Apr 13, 2012
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  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I believe the answer to the question posed in the thread title is, "In a cornfield."
     
    Batman, Apr 13, 2012
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  9. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    He reportedly had a spurt of activity on his beat on this particular day.
     
    jr/shotglass, Apr 13, 2012
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  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    The ad that aired before the video is for a product called Finish.
     
    LongTimeListener, Apr 13, 2012
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  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    No, but I know of at least 5 buddies who would do it without having to ask twice. I'm friends with some really strange people.
     
    JackReacher, Apr 13, 2012
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  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    His penis couldn't escape the long arm of the law.
     
    Buck, Apr 13, 2012
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