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Caption Time - a 2fer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Choose your favorite and have at it, libs and conservatives alike:

  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Not a caption, but holy fuck. Is that Sharon Stone's mother?
  3. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    I'm not a fan of plastic surgery or stuff like that, but shoot some Botox or Collagen in those cheeks, Sharon.
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    The rabbit has aged better than Sharon.
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Is that a wig? It looks like straw.
  6. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member


    Lionel Richie and Sharon Stone use their fingers to request the number of football fields paparazzi should stay away while photographing their faces.
  7. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    Lionel Richie and Sharon Stone use their fingers to guess how many men in the world still want to have a look at Stone's vagina after seeing how wrinkled her face has become.
  8. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member


    Say you, Say me: Getting in Sharon Stone's panties used to be Easy Like Sunday Morning, but thanks to 20 botox treatments, it reportedly takes Lionel Ritchie, Stone's rumored beau, All Night Long to even get aroused. Despite the fact that he no longer has her Dancing On The Ceiling with passion, people close to the couple say she trusts her Basic Instincts and remains his Lady, and he's her knight in shining armor.

    Ok, that was written in the voice of the Entertainment Tonight teleprompter. I apologize profusely.
  9. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Hello? It that really yoooou Sharon Stone?
  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    If she made a plaster cast of Lionel, would it look like this?

  11. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Lionel Ritchie and "Scary" Sharon Stone are ordering Nicole Ritchie the No. 1 AND the No. 2 combo meal as part of a charity that helps feed the children.
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Unable to speak because plastic surgery has hardened their faces into perpetual smiles, Lionel Richie and Sharon Stone ask for a bathroom break in sign language.
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