Caption contest - Old time football edition

Professor Wagstaff learns too late that the password is 'Swordfish.' Huxley later beat Darwin 7-0.

 

While the USC Trojans have off-the-field problems now, the program has had other off-the-field issues in the past as well.

 

"Hundreds of books were destroyed when the Auburn University library caught fire during Saturday's game. The tragedy is that most of them hadn't been colored yet."

(That's actually a paraphrase of an old Steve Spurrier line).

 

Georgia Tech vs. Cumberland: The carnage begins.

 

Northfield-Mt. Herman plays against Loomis Chaffee while a fire rages in the background.

 

"Move along. Nothing to see here. All is well. All is well!"

 

Podunk High's patented single-wing offense wasn't the only thing on fire Saturday afternoon against Shitsville.

 

The Podunk/Bumblefuck game was a real barn burner on Saturday.

 

We don't need no water 'cause it's third-and-3.

 

The Tri-Lamda house at Adams State was destroyed by fire, forcing the Nerds back into the dorms

 

Mrs. O'Leary's boys lit it up again