Canadian woman dies after marshmallow eating&talking contest

Calm down, Three Bags. Are you saying there's no such thing as Bible camps?

 

No.

 

Man, if there's an atheist camp and my parents didn't send me...I'm suing.

 

My parents sent me off to what I thought was a summer camp and it turned out to be a FRAUD.

One and a half hours of Presbyterian Propaganda every damn morning.

 

At Unitartian camp, they hold the marshmallow in their hands and discuss with the rest of the campers whether they're holding a marshmallow or not.

 

Careful with the Christian bashing, bubbler.

I am told this is actually a Satanic ritual.

 

Now that's funny.

Swear to God?

No outing! JR agreed to appear on this program only under condition of anonymity. ;D

 

Did someone actually break out the phrase "Jew camp" in here?

Sheesh.

 

I'm bashing Bible camps with corny activities like marshmellow talking. It just so happens that those camps have a lot of Christians.

Maybe I'm a dick for saying it, but it just seems to me that a lot of Christian-approved entertainment is corny. Marshmellow talking, Michael W. Smith, Shine, Jesus, Shine, Benny Hinn, Hell Houses on Halloween ... yeesh.

I hope Jesus didn't die for my sins for all that. His dad gave me a brain in my head, after all, and a decent percentage of my brain is devoted to fun, which all of the above is most definitely not.

 

So if you're a Canadian Christian child, how on earth do you make it to adulthood without a 30-pound marshmallow mass stuck in your throat?

 

I'm not a church-goer and never have been, but I would assume you'd spit it out long before it gets to 30 pounds.

Or you would simply refuse to take part in such a moronic activity in the first place, even at risk of ex-communication and an eternity in the fiery pits of hell.