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Canadian conspiracy finally revealed!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Listening to the radio on the way home from running some errands, and the local talk radio guy has on one of the authors of a new book detailing our sneaky neighbors from Canuckistan and their longtime plans to control the decent people of Amurica.


    (The blog has some funny stuff like...)
    Oh, we're onto the likes of you, Flash and friends. We're onto you. ;D
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I believe I've revealed on this very board before that all the hockey players are merely our spies in the whole devious plan.

    No one believes me. And that's a good thing.

  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    That's a great plan. Spies need to work from a position of obscurity.
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    BBJ is our top agent.
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Quick! Someone turn off all the lights!
  6. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

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  7. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Sarah Palin will take care of this.
  8. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Does this mean we'll all be afraid of the dark before too long?
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    It's funny you guys are only learning of this now ... your government has known for years and that's why we've had to deal with Gary Bettman.

    But our will is strong and you cannot thwart our plans.

    Our demands:
    1. All Merkans include the U in appropriate words, i.e. glamour, colour, honour, etc.
    2. All Merkans must say 'you're welcome,' instead of 'uh huh,' when met with the term 'thank you' -- as per Hon. Member Friend of the Friendless
    3. All Merkans must own at least one tuque and end all sentences with 'eh,' 'right,' or 'buddy.'
    4. States with the same population or greater than Canada's will pay a per-person tax.
    5. Your beer must have an adequate alcohol content and have some flavour.
    6. I shall be addressed as 'your highness.'

    That is all for now.
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    You're about 21 years too late.

    Saturday Night Live in 1987 had a skit on Amerida, which imagines the U.S. taken over by Canada.
  11. Flash

    Flash Guest

    She's already in jail.
  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Thank you, Your Highness. Can you please send us some Tim Hortons, eh? I gotta Tim Bits craving.
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