Canadian conspiracy finally revealed!

Listening to the radio on the way home from running some errands, and the local talk radio guy has on one of the authors of a new book detailing our sneaky neighbors from Canuckistan and their longtime plans to control the decent people of Amurica.



www.theusofeh.com
(The blog has some funny stuff like...)

Oh, we're onto the likes of you, Flash and friends. We're onto you. ;D

 

I believe I've revealed on this very board before that all the hockey players are merely our spies in the whole devious plan.

No one believes me. And that's a good thing.

Muahahahahahahahahah!

 

That's a great plan. Spies need to work from a position of obscurity.

 

BBJ is our top agent.

 

Quick! Someone turn off all the lights!

 

Sarah Palin will take care of this.

 

Does this mean we'll all be afraid of the dark before too long?

 

It's funny you guys are only learning of this now ... your government has known for years and that's why we've had to deal with Gary Bettman.

But our will is strong and you cannot thwart our plans.

Our demands:
1. All Merkans include the U in appropriate words, i.e. glamour, colour, honour, etc.
2. All Merkans must say 'you're welcome,' instead of 'uh huh,' when met with the term 'thank you' -- as per Hon. Member Friend of the Friendless
3. All Merkans must own at least one tuque and end all sentences with 'eh,' 'right,' or 'buddy.'
4. States with the same population or greater than Canada's will pay a per-person tax.
5. Your beer must have an adequate alcohol content and have some flavour.
6. I shall be addressed as 'your highness.'

That is all for now.

 

You're about 21 years too late.

Saturday Night Live in 1987 had a skit on Amerida, which imagines the U.S. taken over by Canada.

 

She's already in jail.

 

Thank you, Your Highness. Can you please send us some Tim Hortons, eh? I gotta Tim Bits craving.