Canadian Bus Beheading Suspect: "Kill Me."

All I said was this halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

 

Gimme a 1978 Cadillac Fleetwood, a full tank of gas, and a rope. Then point me in the direction of nearest highway. And videotape it so we can place bets on when then limbs start coming off. I say somewhere around the 18th mile marker.

 

I hope you don't use maple bats. They can shatter and be extremely dangerous for the baby seals who are waddling away.

 

I still shudder at the word stoning since watching "The Lottery" in high school.

 

Nope. Ash. That shit is tougher. Beat 'em so hard the skin falls right off ... like a perfectly roasted chicken breast.

 

I say strip him naked and leave him in the Yukon during the month of January. Let him figure out how to live in -50 degree weather.

 

Oh no, you will not be relieved of your life's burdens so easily, chief.

 

I can't imagine a death much worse than getting mauled by a grizzly ...

 

At least from that story we now know why he went nuts...

..."Some were napping and others watching "The Legend of Zorro"...

 

Scariest thing about that movie was the boy, couldn't have been more than 8, was the first one to throw a rock at that scrawny woman tied up in the town square. Then the rest of the folks went nuts and smote her good.

 

Still one of the freakiest short stories I've ever read. Staple of every 10th-grade English class.

You can read it here: http://www.americanliterature.com/Jackson/SS/TheLottery.html

 

I would love to know what constitutes first-degree murder in Canada if they only charged him with second.