Canada sucks

Celine Dion is going on tour and the presale tickets for her November 21, 2008 show just went on sale here.

I, the ticket scalper that I am, am now the not-so-proud owner of four Celine Dion tickets.

I hate myself.

But I'll be able to sell the 7th row tickets for double face value and then I'll hate myself a little less.

 

Dude, don't blame Canada. You bought the ducats.

 

Shouldn't that be "sucques"?

 

I think Canada is all right. But Celine Dion sucks like a vacuum.

 

53 weeks before the event.

I guess PRE-sale is the correct word.

 

Yes, 53 weeks.

I'll probably have those ugly, vile things in my possession for nearly a year before I can sell them. But I might just turn them into a gift for my mom and dad, too. They, sad to say, would probably enjoy that more than the Billy Joel concert that's in town next week.

 

People actually buy tickets to see Celine Dion?

Wonders never cease.

 

and in Las Vegas, they spend a buttload of money to watch her.

 

Perform or burn at a stake?

 

Idaho is gonna need to change his name to TicketMaster

 

come on, Ace. You know you and the little lady want to go on a double date with Uma and me.

 

Let's start a running tally of Canadian divas we would prefer to the alleged Greatest Singer in the Worrrrrrrrllllllld!

Alannis Morrisette
Neko Case
Margo Timmins (Cowboy Junkies)
Regine Chassagne (Arcade Fire)

And I suspect there are quite a few more (don;t wanna hear Avril Lavigne, though).