"Can you swallow the King?"

Where's the "How about no" bear?

 

I saw the thread title and thought maybe it was an Elvis Presley pick-up line.

 

I saw the title and thought it was a new time-wasting game. Another reason why I haven't eaten at Burger King in at least 10 years.

 

Wait, you mean there's sexual innuendo in advertising?

 

Yeah, sure. But this one is really in your face.

 

So, you're saying you would rather spit than swallow it?

 

No. He swallows me.

 

Not even Freelance Hack would put that big burger in his mouth.

 

Or perhaps product placement in porn movies. Nikki Benz enjoying a Big Mac, Krystal Steal slurping down a Blizzard, Briana Banks munching on a Whopper.

Would certainly seem to be a tailor made opportunity for Subway.

 

Steak and BJ Day for the really poor.