Can the English language survive?

Been reading blogs, looking at text messages.

Is the English language, in a practical sense, on it's way to extinction?Slang has always won sway with formal English. I think the text messaging jargon will ultimately destroy the English language as we know it. I think in 10 years BFF will be an accepted part of the language to where it replaces it's translation. (IF you hve to ask what it means, you're already on the wrong side of the 8-ball). Journalism deans/teachers who cling to the idea that there will ALWAYS be a need for precise language usuage, for good writing, are deluding themselves. At one time the livery stable owners scoffed at the motor car. People thought there was no way a computer could be reduced in size to practical use.

Don't get me wrong. I love writing, I love the craft. I just fear that it will be as relevant as Atari in 10 years.

Where are we heading? Is there any way to stem the tide? You know my feelings. Discuss.

 

DTGDTN!

 

You mean you haven't received the Eleventh Edition of Newspeak? I have one right here.

 

Thanks for the glib responses. It confirms what I feared.

 

Actually, those old crusty dudes may end up getting the last laugh after all, as the oil crisis spins out of control (guy on TV today predicted $12/gallon eventually).

To answer your question - text message English isn't anything revolutionary. Go dig up one of your junior high yearbooks.

 

Well, Medial, I'll be completely honest with you.

I couldn't get past the fact you were asking about the death of the English language when you don't know the difference between its and it's.

 

Three wisecracks on a message board full of wisecrackers confirms that the English language is unsalvageable?

 

Its obvious that's it's intent.

 

ROFL.

 

BFF: Big Fat Fucker?

 

I cannot speak as to the survivability of the English language.

But the American language is kicking ass.