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Can the Americans beat Kobayashi?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Zeek, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. Zeek

    Zeek Member

    Will the mustard yellow belt come back to America?
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Re: Can the Americans beat Kobayashi tomorrow?

    No. That skinny bastard is unbeatable.
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I have a weird thing for Kobayashi. I think it's my raging crush on Ichiro (whooooooooo Toronto!) playing itself out.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I realize I can google "mustard yellow belt" and "Kobayashi" and figure out what y'all are talking about ... but meanwhile, allow me to reach for the bunny and pancakes.
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Better rerach for a few pounds of Nathan's hot dogs instead.
  6. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

  7. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Only Keyser Soze can beat Kobayashi... ;D
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Ahhh .... got it.

    Perhaps no American can beat him, but this Scotsman may:


    "Get in my belly!"

    Hell, he's liable to eat the pancakes as dessert and wipe his bum with the bunny.
  9. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Yep, red X's may be able to beat him.

  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Televised eating contests are funny.
    Competitive eaters breaking out cliches from other sports is downright hilarious.

    "I'm just happy to be eating at the same table (as Kobayashi)."
  11. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    The telecast two years ago was fuckin' priceless.

    I'm not sure who the color guy was, but when he intoned, "Ed 'Cookie' Jarvis is crestfallen ..."

    Awesome. A self-contained spoof.

    They oughta get Dodgeball's Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks to do this thing.
  12. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    Looks like a two-man race between Kobayashi and the new guy, Chestnut.

    Nobody else even close, four minutes in.
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