Can the Americans beat Kobayashi?

Will the mustard yellow belt come back to America?

 

Re: Can the Americans beat Kobayashi tomorrow?

No. That skinny bastard is unbeatable.

 

I have a weird thing for Kobayashi. I think it's my raging crush on Ichiro (whooooooooo Toronto!) playing itself out.

 

I realize I can google "mustard yellow belt" and "Kobayashi" and figure out what y'all are talking about ... but meanwhile, allow me to reach for the bunny and pancakes.

 

Better rerach for a few pounds of Nathan's hot dogs instead.

 

Only Keyser Soze can beat Kobayashi... ;D

 

Ahhh .... got it.

Perhaps no American can beat him, but this Scotsman may:



"Get in my belly!"

Hell, he's liable to eat the pancakes as dessert and wipe his bum with the bunny.

 

Yep, red X's may be able to beat him.

 

Televised eating contests are funny.
Competitive eaters breaking out cliches from other sports is downright hilarious.

"I'm just happy to be eating at the same table (as Kobayashi)."

 

The telecast two years ago was fuckin' priceless.

I'm not sure who the color guy was, but when he intoned, "Ed 'Cookie' Jarvis is crestfallen ..."

Awesome. A self-contained spoof.

They oughta get Dodgeball's Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks to do this thing.

 

Looks like a two-man race between Kobayashi and the new guy, Chestnut.

Nobody else even close, four minutes in.