Can Devin Hester cure all diseases known to man?

This will probably be the next article written. There's been some painful-ass shit that's hit the printed page in these parts about Mr. Hester.

Numerology.

"Play him on offense."

"Why hasn't he played on offense?"

Personally, I'm more enthusiastic about the two-pronged running attack.

 

Only if he steals the formulas from Ryan Sonner and runs away.

 

I won't be impressed unti he cures dysentry.

 

Devin Hester can't cure Rex Grossmanitis, which will raise it's sickly head during the playoffs.

 

Known to man, yes, but probably not those diseases known to tropical fish. I suspect that Ich will remain unchecked.

 

I think Grossman will be OK.

What worries me is the threat of teams throwing short passes to RBs that go for many, many yards. This is becoming a disturbing trend.

 

I'd rather have Ich than a Jimmy Fallon DVD.

 

Even worse, short passes to WRs that can break tackles. That's the formula that got the D exposed against the Cardinals. Those quick throws negate the pass rush.

 

Bears go out in their first playoff game because REX GROSSMAN SUCKS!

 

Them's fightin' words, old man!

 

Hester laid his hands on Grossman before Monday night's game. You saw what happened. He's healed. [dontreallybelievethatjustyet]

 

No -- YOU suck, spnited. You suck.