Caberet Production Puts High School Girls in Lingerie

Freelance Hack · Dec 11, 2006

Double J said:

Freelance Hack said:

Double J said:

This Lane Williamson, who is directing "Cabaret" as his senior project, is kind of a different guy. While looking for pictures from this production -- strictly for educational purposes, I assure you!! -- I found his MySpace page. Here's how he describes himself:

Who am I? I am in the fingers of Jason Robert Brown. I am in the eyes of Sam Mendes. I am in the mind of Tony Kushner and the voice of Rufus Wainwright. I am in Victoria Clark's "Dividing Day". I am in the laugh of Heather Burgess. I am treading the boards at Highland High. I am beating out the rhythm on my steering wheel and singing along as loud as I possibly can. It never sounds very nice. I am cowering from homeless people as I pass them on the street. I am picking the mushrooms out of my grilled vegetables. I was born in 1988, yet I have strange affinity for 70s music.

I am Will Truman: idiosyncratic, sarcastic, and madly in love with his best friend. I am David Fisher: uptight and anal retentive, frustrated, scared. I am Clarissa Vaughn and Jack Twist, holding it in until it explodes. I am Mark Cohen, always watching, never living, and James Leer, inside the words and obsessions. I am Chandler Bing - you know why. Apparently I am John Cusack in "High Fidelity", but I haven't seen it. I am a hillbilly from the Appalachian mountains who completely erased his background. I am flawed. Severely. I am an endless supply of barbs. I can't take criticism from people who don't know what they're talking about. I am the person who loves too quickly and knows no boundaries. I am my broken heart. I am my open mind. I am my walls. I am my mug of peppermint tea. I am Coca Cola - in a bottle, in a can, in a glass with ice. I am the original Broadway cast recording, not the soundtrack. I am books and plays and pages and words and letters. I am your friend. I am your ex-friend. I will be your friend. I am ready and willing and waiting. I am here. I am now. I am then. I am soon.

Um, yeah, okayyyyyy...... ???
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Reading this passage I realize this could have been me some 15 years ago. God, I was a prententious jerk back then, thinking I was so smart.

One notable difference, I wouldn't have been able to direct Caberet, nor would I have wanted to. I went to an all-boys Catholic school, so only the priests and a couple teachers would have been interested in watching an all-young male version of Caberet.
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I think Lane would have enjoyed that too. If you can find his MySpace page it also says he wants to marry Neil Patrick Harris. I'm not making this up.
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Are we sure this kid's name isn't Roger De Bris? Sounds like he'd be perfect to direct Springtime for Hitler.

Football_Bat · Dec 11, 2006

Play is after-hours and not a direct part of high school?

Suck it, high school. Not your problem.

Deeper_Background · Dec 11, 2006

Double J said:

This Lane Williamson, who is directing "Cabaret" as his senior project, is kind of a different guy. While looking for pictures from this production -- strictly for educational purposes, I assure you!! -- I found his MySpace page. Here's how he describes himself:

Who am I? I am in the fingers of Jason Robert Brown. I am in the eyes of Sam Mendes. I am in the mind of Tony Kushner and the voice of Rufus Wainwright. I am in Victoria Clark's "Dividing Day". I am in the laugh of Heather Burgess. I am treading the boards at Highland High. I am beating out the rhythm on my steering wheel and singing along as loud as I possibly can. It never sounds very nice. I am cowering from homeless people as I pass them on the street. I am picking the mushrooms out of my grilled vegetables. I was born in 1988, yet I have strange affinity for 70s music.

I am Will Truman: idiosyncratic, sarcastic, and madly in love with his best friend. I am David Fisher: uptight and anal retentive, frustrated, scared. I am Clarissa Vaughn and Jack Twist, holding it in until it explodes. I am Mark Cohen, always watching, never living, and James Leer, inside the words and obsessions. I am Chandler Bing - you know why. Apparently I am John Cusack in "High Fidelity", but I haven't seen it. I am a hillbilly from the Appalachian mountains who completely erased his background. I am flawed. Severely. I am an endless supply of barbs. I can't take criticism from people who don't know what they're talking about. I am the person who loves too quickly and knows no boundaries. I am my broken heart. I am my open mind. I am my walls. I am my mug of peppermint tea. I am Coca Cola - in a bottle, in a can, in a glass with ice. I am the original Broadway cast recording, not the soundtrack. I am books and plays and pages and words and letters. I am your friend. I am your ex-friend. I will be your friend. I am ready and willing and waiting. I am here. I am now. I am then. I am soon.

Um, yeah, okayyyyyy...... ???
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Dude has never seen High Fidelity?

slappy4428 · Dec 11, 2006

Football_Bat said:

Play is after-hours and not a direct part of high school?

Suck it, high school. Not your problem.
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Amen, bubba...

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