C. Thomas Howell is a redneck?

Flipping around, I've come across this show on CMT called "Jacked Up." Howell travels the country learning how to drive monster trucks, ride ostriches, noodle (fishing, not dancing), race a barstool and other weird crap.

This might be the oddest hosting duties I've seen an actor ever do.

 

Inky watching it already assures this is the most-watched thing he's done in the last 20 years.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001367/

 

Nobody watched the fifth season of 24?

 

I dunno about his neck, but ....

 

Not a shock:

 

Solid.

 

Ehh, he was in like two episodes. He barely registered. He didn't even die, for crying out loud!

 

Oh, please! Lots of characters haven't died on 24! There's Jack, Chloe, Aaron and ... uh Tony's still not dead ... ah ... Kim and ... uh ... hmmmmm ... oh, yeah — Audrey. (Although she might as well be dead.) And her dad. But he was dead at one point.

There has to be somebody else who's made it most of the way ... just need time to think about it.

 

Damn, the guy co-starred with Ann Margret and Courtney Thorne Smith. Not too bad.

 

Stay gold, Ponyboy ...

 

You know what a Soc is? White trash in madras. *spits*

 

I will only watch this show if he says the following line in every show ...

"All that hate is going to burn you up, son."
"Keeps me warm."

Fuck you, RUUSKIIIES!