BYH to the white courtesy phone

Adrian Beltre hit for the cycle today, bitch.

 

Is this his contract year?

 

Don't we have a baseball thread? Isn't this "news" already posted there?
Yes, I thought so.

 

Spnited,

Are you out of Metamucil? If so, I could run out to the store and get you some.

You like the orange flavor?

 

Oh, I forgot, we need 700 threads on every fucking topic.

Fuck you.

 

Um, there was an Adrian Beltre bobblehead night at the Seattle outing. This isn't really a baseball thread.

 

And what the fuck does that have to do with BYH or you ...neither of whom was at the Seattle outing.

 

BYH will be along shortly. The 90210 marathon just ended.

He's probably a little tired, though. All the drama takes a lot out of you, you know.

 

Um, check Beej's taglines. It was a heavily posted-about event. You may not care and I may not care, but it is not essentially a baseball thread.

 

There are times when I think spnited is honestly just having fun and feeding his image as a cranky, old bastard. And there are times when I think he might be the most hateful, miserable son of a bitch on the board.

I think, I hope it's the former in this case.

 

Adrian Beltre (and Steven Drew) hitting for the cycle today is on the baseball thread. ... because it IS baseball.
Why do we need a separate threrad for shit that is covered elsewhere?


And who the fuck asked for your opinon, Dick!

 

OK, that's what I thought.

Fuck off and die, fossil!