"Butt chugging," AKA Frat boys is crazy ...

My new favorite entry into the lexicon:

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/sep/24/ut-fraternity-suspended-over-graphic-alcohol/?print=1

 

I hear banjo music.

 

Seriously, what the fuck? A goddamn funnel just won't do? We've now resorted to sticking boxes of wine up our asses? I would murder my kid if I got this call in the middle of the night. I would drive to his dorm, blast Coldplay from his room, post pornographic ramblings about Rosie O'Donnell all over his Facebook, and sleep with his roommate. Then I MIGHT pick him up from the hospital.

 

I saw a segment on this on one of those awful Spike TV shows. Either "Manswers" or "1,000 Ways to Die," can't remember which.
Apparently, the way it works is the alcohol goes directly to your intestine rather than being slowly absorbed in the stomach. So doing this with a shot or glass of whiskey would be like pounding twice as much in half the time. Obviously dangerous, potentially fatal, and off-the-charts disgusting.

 

Great that the kid got his name in the paper.

 

Does your son need a roommate?

 

You fuckers only cover us when we stick wine up our asses!

 

These kids should keep on this on the merlotdown.

 

Even you punched yourself in the nuts for that one.

 

This was quite funny.

 

But it was tremendous.

 

Agree. Wasn't bad.