Bush: No warrant? No problem, go ahead and open that mail anyway.

How does Yawn's Executioners sound?

 

That does have a certain ring...

 

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Top Ten Signs The Government Is Reading Your Mail

10. Mail is now delivered in an unmarked white van

9. When opening mail, houseplant says, "Don't bother; there's nothing
good"

8. Parts of birthday card from grandma are blacked out

7. Falafel Hut leaves menu in your mailbox and the next day you wake up
in Gitmo

6. Ted Kennedy shows up asking for your copy of "Penthouse"

5. Karl Rove's leaked to the press that you ordered a hairpiece online

4. Last credit card purchase was denied because "The CIA thinks you're
spending too much on shoes"

3. Girlfriend sends you sexy photos; they always end up in
Condoleezza's office

2. Cheney calls to ask, "Your landlord who keeps hasseling you about
the rent -- want me to shoot him?"

1. Victoria's Secret catalog appears to have been licked

 

Funny how Chris L hasn't shown up here.

He's burning the midnight oil trying to think of a cogent argument supporting this.

 

Boys, boys, boys, the GOOD Americans shouldn't have to worry if their mail is being sifted through, remember?

 

The decoder rings come with a sticker for your tricycle....saying "Yes, (FILL IN YOUR NAME) was dropped on his head at birth!"

 

You had basically all day between posts. That's the best you could do? Why bother?

 

He's been at the karate studio.

 

"Get him a body bag!!! YEAHHHH!!"

 

batter up

 

Teal deer?