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Bush: No warrant? No problem, go ahead and open that mail anyway.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dog428, Jan 6, 2007.

  1. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    How does Yawn's Executioners sound?
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That does have a certain ring...
  3. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    An Exclusive Un-Aired Top Ten for Newsletter Subscribers
    Top Ten Signs The Government Is Reading Your Mail

    10. Mail is now delivered in an unmarked white van

    9. When opening mail, houseplant says, "Don't bother; there's nothing

    8. Parts of birthday card from grandma are blacked out

    7. Falafel Hut leaves menu in your mailbox and the next day you wake up
    in Gitmo

    6. Ted Kennedy shows up asking for your copy of "Penthouse"

    5. Karl Rove's leaked to the press that you ordered a hairpiece online

    4. Last credit card purchase was denied because "The CIA thinks you're
    spending too much on shoes"

    3. Girlfriend sends you sexy photos; they always end up in
    Condoleezza's office

    2. Cheney calls to ask, "Your landlord who keeps hasseling you about
    the rent -- want me to shoot him?"

    1. Victoria's Secret catalog appears to have been licked
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Funny how Chris L hasn't shown up here.

    He's burning the midnight oil trying to think of a cogent argument supporting this.
  5. Boys, boys, boys, the GOOD Americans shouldn't have to worry if their mail is being sifted through, remember?
  6. Yawn

    Yawn New Member

    The decoder rings come with a sticker for your tricycle....saying "Yes, (FILL IN YOUR NAME) was dropped on his head at birth!"
  7. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    You had basically all day between posts. That's the best you could do? Why bother?
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    He's been at the karate studio.
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    "Get him a body bag!!! YEAHHHH!!"
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    batter up
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Teal deer? :)
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