Bunch of savages in this town

As I said, maybe I'm missing something. But it seems like technology creates this illusion that because I CAN do something, that means I NEED to do it.

 

What smells like shoe polish?

 

Don't tell me you never tried it.

 

My brain hurts.

 

If you're flying Southwest, pre-printing boarding passes is a good idea, what with the cattle call.

 

Not if you caught the reference of the thread title.

 

We still get free Gatorade, right?

 

I didn't know the Macho Man lives in Colorado.

 

Just because I serve you, doesn't mean I like you.

 

Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: No it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "nigger knife."
[Dante stares in horror]
Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: YOU THINK?

 

let God sort them out?

 

Try not to suck any dick on your way out to the parking lot!