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Bumper stickers

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by KJIM, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    I was about 9 or 10 when I saw one that, at the time, I thought was the height of hilarity, and I was very proud of myself for understanding it.

    Jesus is coming...and boy is he pissed.
     
  2. Colton

    Colton Active Member

    Saw this one, unbelievable as it might sound, the other day:

    Hire the handicapped... they're fun to watch.
     
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Indeed:


    Wait, Mickey's just a short person.

    Larry David had the right idea:
     
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    True or false: The average car in Portland, Ore., has 3.3 bumper stickers.
     
  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    For some reason a few months ago I got into a discussion about this, and for a couple days on my daily commmute I decided to count the numbers of cars with and without bumper stickers.

    The percentage of cars with bumper stickers was down about 2-3 percent.

    Now I did not include window stickers (including 'Pissing Calvin') in the total, so I suppose that would boost it a bit. But as far as old-fashioned "bumper stickers," it's way down in the single digits.
     
  6. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Leaving work today I saw someone with a Settler's of Catan bumper sticker. It was awesome.

    I'll add that I haven't lived anywhere that has more bumper sticker per capita than Madison, WI.
     
  7. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    The average car in Madison, WI has about five.
     
  8. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Oh, yeah...and screw you people and your 13.1 or 23.2 stickers.
    I don't know how far I can run...I've yet to been chased by a bear. :D
     
  9. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
     
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

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  12. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Gas, grass or ass...nobody rides for free!
     
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