Buck?

I don't mean to speak for Buck, but I would think dating in the animal kingdom involves a lot less crap than we're used to.

Does a dolphin want to fuck around with all of the ritual bullshit? It's an animal, it has animal needs, it has animal urges.

My guess is that you hop in the pool ready to get it on. She's not wearing any clothes, why should you? When in Rome, etc.

The only thing you could do before consummating the deed is balance a beach ball on your dick to show you're one with her kind. On the other hand, that could backfire, as she might think you're mocking her.

The only thing you might want to bring are some post-coital sardines. She's an animal, but after the carnal desire subsides, she still needs to be assured is isn't all about the sex.

 

What do these "Swim with the Dolphins" attractions charge for a happy ending?

 

Aren't dolphins pretty fierce when they're mating? Maybe this is a S&M relationship?

 

Well, I certainly hope you're careful about what sardines. I'd hate to give her some of those sardines in mustard sauce, because ... well, that would just be wrong.

Of course, the mustard sauce would probably be washed off by water before she got them down, so maybe it's all good anyway.