Buck?

The dolphin was asking for it.

 

Well, the guy says the dolphin died of a broken heart. I think she was asphyxiated.

 

I've never wanted anyone or anything I've loved to get hurt.
But love is a dangerous emotion. One must be willing to risk the pain of loved unfulfilled if one is ever to find the joy of love fulfilled.
I didn't make the world that way. It's just the way it is.

 

*-in Wisconsin it jumps to 30 percent if you include dead animals.

 

Outing alert: Malcolm Brenner is just a pen name for ...

 

In Georgia does that number include the women who had sex with Otis Nixon?

 

Brain-dead doesn't count. The number stands.

 

Alternate title for book: "Free Willy"

 

I like the timing of this book. You can pair it with the release of that Morgan Freeman dolphin movie.

 

Only if they did it doggy style.

 

"Time to go flog dolphin."

 

Hey Buck - just out of curiosity - not that I'm being set up on a blind date or anything - how do you dress for a first date with a dolphin? Is there a dress wetsuit or something? I'm guessing just a thong would be a little too obvious.