Bubbler's Goo, or a discussion of a pill that stops both pregnancy and ejaculate

Can a woman have a dry_orgasm? Or is that just called faking it?

And just for you Frank, b/c we love you so!

 

Yikes. That wikipedia entry exposed me to the horrors of retrograde ejaculation. That does not sound pleasant.

 

Goo Nee Goo Goo



"Hey, boy, slow down! You're gonna mess around and cum too fast! Make me get mad. I'll clench up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!"

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

End of thread.

 

God bless all of you, this is the funniest thread I have ever read. In tears from start to finish, and in a good way. Thread of the year. Bubbler's brilliance is post of the year and Double J's Goo Nee Goo Goo provides the mother of all encores.

Yet the funniest thing might have been the shock of quiet, respected Frank, who always tames us idiots with his incredibly lucid posts on J-topics, writing about the night he shot his load so much he had nothing left to shoot.

Reminds me of the Air Supply hit: All Out of Goo.

And if I had C_I's talent on Photoshop--or any talent at all--I'd doctor this photo so it read Goostopper.

 

This is definitely thread of the year.......and Bubbler's post may qualify him for sainthood at some point.

 

Del_B deserves some props for the Scooby Goo lyrics.

 

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.

Bada-boom!

 

Loving this thread, voting for Bubbler, and kickin' it old school with Traffic:


Pretty Polly Possum what's wrong with you?
Your body's kind a weak
and you think there's nothing we can do
Good Golly Polly shame on you
Cause Molly made a stew that'll make a newer girl out of you

So follow me, its good for you
That good old fashioned Medicated Goo
Ooo, aint' it good for you?
My own homegrown recipe'll see you thru

Freaky Freddy Frolic had some, I know
He was last seem picking green flowers in a field of snow
Get ready Freddy, they're sure to grow
Mother nature just blew it
and there's nothing really to it I know

So follow me, its good for you
That good old fashioned Medicated Goo
Ooo, aint' it good for you?
My own homegrown recipe'll see you thru



Aunty Franny Prickett and Uncle Lou
They made some Goo
Now they really sock it to their friends
Frantic friends and neighbors charge the door
They caught a little whiff
Now they're digging it and seeking more

So follow me, its good for you
That good old fashioned Medicated Goo
Ooo, aint' it good for you?
My own homegrown recipe'll see you thru

 

With a name like Smucker's, it's got to be goo

 

I am the eggman.
They are the eggman.
I am the walrus.
Goo-goo-goo-joob.

 

That joke was made earlier - please try to be original.

What about Hemingway's unpublished novel - The Old Man and the Goo? A Farewell to Goo would seem to also work considering what the pill does.