Bubbler's Goo, or a discussion of a pill that stops both pregnancy and ejaculate

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How hard is it to wash/wipe off afterwards? And if you're lucky, maybe someone will do the wiping for you.

Just make sure she uses hot water.

 

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The real question is how long some hopeful young lad can carry one around in his wallet before it disintegrates.

 

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Oh, I don't know about this ...

Here's a cautionary scenario to consider ...

THE DINNER DATE
Boyfriend: What has it been? Four days? I've never loved like I loved you. I know this isn't exactly on par with a romantic sonnet or anything, but ...
Girlfriend: It's OK Honey, you can tell me anything.
Boyfriend: I want to finish on your grill tonight. I need to express my waves of passion in oceanic goo form.
Girlfriend: Ooh, OK, goo form, huh? Sounds ...uh ... hot and, er, sexy?!

(Turns her head in disgust, slips pill into boyfriend's drink when he's not looking)

BACK AT THE APARTMENT
Girlfriend: Oh yes. Oh yes. Paint me with your love.
Boyfriend: OH IT'S GOING TO BE A GUSHER! ULLLLUNGH! Hey what the fuck?
Girlfriend: That was awesome, I feel so radiant.
Boyfriend: Something went wrong, I mean, nothing came out. Your grill! It's so not ... finished!!
Girlfriend: C'mon, babe, the thought of you wanting to express yourself that way makes me feel all warm and gooey ... in my heart.
Boyfriend: FUCK THAT NOISE! WHAT KIND OF COCK-BLOCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS! I was so close to living the dream! Fucking defective cock! Christ Almighty, I'm going to kick someone's ass at Levitra, they promised longer and fuller orgasms!
Girlfriend: Well, uh, I guess maybe you got nervous. Maybe you should just finish the regular way.
Boyfriend: Perhaps you're right. Maybe your face is so divine, I can't possibly finish on it.
Girlfriend: Something like that. Give me a kiss!
Boyfriend: My breath is kicking, I needs me some Binaca blast ... oh shit, I knocked over your purse ... what are these pills?

 

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And now I have a new sig line.....

 

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I am well and truly astounded at the unceasing and unwavering creativity of this poster, this person, this Bubbler.

Has a woman anywhere, even in jest or the most terrible porn movie, ever said anything like, "paint me with your love?" ;D

 

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Since we can't do that, you'll have to update your sig to indicate that you are not, in fact, Bubbler's Goo.

 

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Bubbler has a very fluid writing style, for sure.

 

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Can we sticky this thread?

 

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RIP male ejaculations. (hi poindexter!)

 

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We need to close the voting for post of the year right now. Bubbler creamed that one.

Shouldn't the title of this thread actually be:
NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

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Other possibilities:

* Locked and unloaded
* Sticky goo, where are you?
* Side effects include dizziness, drowsiness and a propensity to remember an urgent errand and dash home