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Broadcasters Death-match (Let's git it on!)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PhilaYank36, Apr 27, 2007.

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Who would win in a no-holds barred, battle royale between these broadcasters?

  1. Michael Kay

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  2. John Sterling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Charley Steiner

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. Suzyn Waldman

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Gary Thorne

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%
  6. Joe Buck

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Tim McCarver

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Jon Miller

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Jerry Remy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

    4 vote(s)
    28.6%
  11. Chris "Leather" Berman

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Harry Kalas

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%
  13. Vin Scully

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  14. Joe Morgan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    At least you don't have the expectations built up after 10 years of utter dominance.

    Anyway, I think Steiner wins this thing by taking Sterling's head off with a vicious swing of the barbed-wire baseball bat.
     
  2. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Any contest involving baseball broadcasters that doesn't end with Vin Scully finishing first and Harry Kalas second is irrelevant and becomes useful only at the moment that one of our esteemed moderators sends it to SportsJournalists.com Lockdown.
     
  3. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Good point. I now think that Scully and Kalas would team-up on everyone, first eliminating the Yankee contingent before laying waste to the ESPN stable. As the bodies lay strewn across the ring, the two raise their hands in victory to the crowd, celebrating their victory. All of a sudden, the ghosts of Jack Buck and Harry Caray appear out of nowhere and twist their necks for the final victory.
     
  4. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

  5. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Member

    Kay could use his giant head as a weapon.....kind of like the Samoans.
     
  6. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    I just think Thorne has some deep-seeded toughness to draw upon, perhaps even more than Steiner
     
  7. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    Vin Scully rules the world.
     
  8. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Nice. I just finished laughing loud enough that I'm getting looks. ;D
     
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