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Bride will arrive in a limo, groom strapped to a flatbed

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Jun 10, 2008.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    Good on him for losing 550 pounds. But still.

    The story includes perhaps my favorite sentence ever written:

    I guess they can have all kinds of sex with a reinforced bed. :-\
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    You can have all types of sex with any type of bed. You just need to be creative.
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I thought this was about Mikey finally getting hitched.
  4. Angola!

    Angola! Guest


  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member


    I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I agree, good on him from slimming down a bit from half a ton. But I still wouldn't be surprised if his belly button has an echo.
  7. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    I don't think missionary would work for them.
  8. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Unless the woman is into that suffocation stuff. :-X
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    His belly button has its own ecosystem and species that have yet to be discovered.

    As for his asshole, you could blow up Project Genesis in that cavernous pit of horrors and never affect our own world.
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Sounds like the blushing bride is a bit of a "hogger..."
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