Breast implants

I don't think varicose-laden Triple-D boobies are gonna increase her off-the-books wages, in my opinion.

 

Incorrect, Admiral.

My wife is a natural redhead (a dark redhead) and she has no freckles on her face. Now, when she's out in the sun, different story, which explains why she doesn't stay out in the sun.

It also explains why she's aging quite well. She'll be 45 in October and looks 10 years younger.

 

This thread is USEFUL without pictures (like this).

 

On a related note... http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060922/od_nm/finland_breasts_dc_1

Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom

A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.

 

Normally, I'd agree with you in a heartbeat, but my friend says the money is better now... Weird, I know, but what perverts want, perverts pay for.

 

I would respectfully disagree, with an important cavaet: Like every product, there are cheap fake boobs and expensive ones, and quality differences between the two.

Good, high-quality fakes boobs feel really, really nice. Cheap ones don't.

 

Too late, I've learned a valuable lesson as to why you shouldn't pick up at Carl's Jr.

 

At least she didn't give you crabs, Jonesy.

 

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST PARMESAN DUST FROM THE BREADSTICKS, GODDAMMIT!

 

She's bad, ain't nobody badder,
But she's got more crabs than a seafood platter.

 

My last girlfriend has really nice fake boobs, and while you can feel a difference, they look very nice and were great to grab on to. I'm actually more of an ass man, but I definitely wasn't complaining.

 

Hmmm. I've seen a few plain ones. But they got better looking as the night wore on.