Breast implants

Hey, as long as you can slide your dick in between and then finish on them, who cares how they feel to the touch? ;D

Just kidding. I like love boobs as much as any other guy does, if not more.

I'm actually interested in getting a reduction, because sometimes it's a bit much to carry around. I dated a girl once who said she'd love to see a 12-inch dick and I had to tell her, "sorry, but I don't fold it in half for anybody."

 

Are you this guy?

 

If they don't have freckles, they're probably not a "real" redhead. This is coming from a redhead and the sibling of another redhead and the uncle of yet another redhead.

 

What I meant to say is have freckles that are out of control not a lack of freckles.

 

Freckles that are "out of control" are common in redheads is what I'm trying to say.

 

Alley,
I didn't know you spoke his language. Thanks for interpreting.

 

I guess they haven't mastered the surgery yet in Canada?

 

They haven't yet come up with a silicone that resists freezing in Winnipeg, for shame.

 

I believe in the Joey Tribiani logic on fake titties: If I can touch 'em, they're real.

 

As for the fake boobs, my best friend married a stripper and they got her implants... They were going to write them off, but since she doesn't pay taxes they decided against it. He seems to love them as they are, about a DD (I think), but she wants them carnival-size, like that woman you see on Maury from time to time... I think she looked fine before the surgery, but now I hear she has become quite vein.

Anyway, onto the subject of red heads....

BEWARE THE GINGER KIDS!!!
So sayeth this boy.

 

Implants are becoming incredibly common among high school and young college girls. They're getting them like their parents used to color their hair. It's just another accessory. The whole "Sex and the City" culture ... seriously, it's anything to look good in that "Cowgirl" sort of way. Sad. Fun to look at, but sad.

 

That was not for you. Board vets only.

Both of you ... get to beer-fetching.