Breaking news: Smoking is bad for reporters

And the free food. Don't forget the free food.

 

And here I thought it was due to too many donuts, excessive masturbation and excessive exposure ot Night Ranger CDs and any video with Tawny Kitaen.

 

Solid.

 

Yowsah.

They smoke by going outside.

 

How difficult can it be for a Chinese political reporter to do their job? You write what the fuck you're told to write. The end.

 

Are you saying there's multiple Chins with multiple chins?

 

i need a smoke.

 

Solid, sir.

 

Is black-tar heroin still OK for reporters? Because I don't want to live in a world where it's not.

 

Stick with hash. It won't kill you.

 

mmmmm, hash.

 

I remember reading a story following the 2004 games that China was pushing it's hurdles (I think) gold medalist to be a spokesman for one of their cigarette companies pointing out the health benefits of smoking and the quality of life it promotes. Was arguably my favourite story of the year.