Breaking it off...

Was thinking the same thing.

You could always just write her a letter--you know, with a pen---and snailmail it to her. That' kinda romantic.

 

We're here for you, Moddy.

 

Maybe I'm a bit presumptuous, or maybe I think she's more into me than she actually is, but I think it's at the point where I'd be hurting her, rather than just her ego. So yeah, I'd like to do it civilly.

 

You only need worry when she changes it to, "It's complicated."

 

Four dates in, you can do it by phone. If you have a few weeks or months in, she deserves a face-to-face talk.

 

I think a post-it is the way to go. Of course, Carrie Bradshaw would beg to differ.

 

Be a jerk to her until she breaks up with you.

 

Moddy hints at the more complicated issue here: If you've slept together, maybe a phone call is kind of a dick move. But, it also might be exactly the right move too.

 

Start eyeing up her friends once it says "In an Open Relationship."

You could become an orgy guy.

 

I thought Chef was going to tell us a tale of what he did when his toe was frozen.

 

How, ahem, productive were the four dates?
The level of, ahem, productivity has a bearing on the emotiional intensity of the relationship and, therefore, on how to end it.