Brand loyalty

Life is too short not to use Cottonelle toilet paper.

 

And just like that, our relationship is over.

 

Well, if you have to ask ...

 

It's like wiping your ass with a really, really soft bag of Ruffles.

 

It's all about the ridges.

 

I would sooner drink from the shitter on Cousin Eddie's RV than try another bottle of Dr. Enuf.

 

I play to about an 8 handicap (or at least I did last year), and I'll hit about any ball that I find in the woods.

Used the same putter for 28 years but finally had to switch last year. Just wasn't working for me anymore.

 

That might be the craziest sentence I've ever read.

 

Not a lot, but the brand loyalty I've probably gone with the longest is Home Pride Butter Top wheat bread, just perfect, and I was pissed when they stopped selling it in California for a time.

Also, put me in the New Balance camp for shoes (another wide-foot guy). I had bought about three or four NBs in a row, but then decided to buy a lesser-known brand and they killed my feet. Haven't strayed from NB since.

I stay away from Nike mainly because buying that brand makes me feel like a douchebag just following trends.

I also stay away from Apple products (thought I have a Mac at work), I guess because I want to make sure the company doesn't completely take over the world.

Oh, and my last four cellphones have been LG, but I think I'm going to break that streak when I upgrade in a couple of months.

 

I have a strict no-Banquet rule. Everything that company makes sucks.

 

You should try his ketchup.