Brady Bunch lesbian hijinks? - Nevermind!

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And you thought Greg and Mom was a big scandal.

 

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The story says "sexual hijinks", which would mean it's more than just kissing. Unless you count kissing as sexual.

Either way, don't tell me what to do with "it" vis a vis my pants, dude!

 

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So Dad's gay, Greg's doing Mom, Marcia and Jan are getting it on...

damn that's some wholesome, all-American family.

 

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Here's the story
of a lovely lady
who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold
like their mother's
and two of them were banging each other..

 

Re: Brady Bunch lesbian hijinks?


Here's the story
of a man named Brady
and he was getting busy
with three boys of his own

 

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So one day when the lady met this fella
and they knew that it was much more than a hunch
that this group should somehow form a family
that's the way we all started banging each other.

 

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And Greg and Marcia as well, right?

Damn, there was some serious boning happening on that set.

Aaah, the 70s....

 

Re: Brady Bunch lesbian hijinks?

...and Alice was getting her sausage from Sam the Butcher.

 

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See, I would have rhymed "Brady Bunch" with "carpet munch," but I'm a stickler.

Funniest thing in the story is this anonymous quote: "It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

It's shocking that people aren't exactly like the characters they portray on TV? Heavens to Betsy!

 

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And the source told the National Enquirer--so it must be true.

"Sexual hijinks"?

What is this, 1950?

 

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Funny thing is I found this story on The Corner, the blog for the uber-conservative National Review.

 

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Now we know why Peter's voice cracked.

And I for one am looking forward to the lost TV special A Very Brady Orgy. Among the subplots: Tiger making the tragic mistake of burying a bone in the backyard in full view of Bobby, a new interpretation of the Brady sack race, and Cindy carrying a child to term without anyone knowing who the dad is, because she doesn't want to be a tattletale.