Boredom plus OnDemand could equal a really bad decision

Romancing the Bone?

 

I don't care if watching it came with a complementary blow job, I would never, NEVER watch the Lifetime Movie Network.

 

Trust me, I don't watch it. If the wife turns it on, it's time to go in the other room and fire up the XBox. But it IS worth glancing (just glancing) at once in a while, as I zip from the Weather Channel back to the top of the dial, for moments like these.
In this case, I was bored and just randomly flipping. I got to that channel and saw Sarah Chalke in a bathrobe. Immediately, my porno sense started tingling. I've seen enough Skinemax movies to know that bathrobe = nudity soon.
Of course, since this was the Male Bashing Network, and basic cable, the best we got was 5 or 10 seconds of her walking around in a bra. Well worth the time.

 

So.. you turning down a complimentary blow job, FH? Hmmmm.... time to revoke the man card