Books my fellow passengers will find disconcerting

Freakin' great read, loved every line of it.

 

I once flew back from Paris sitting between two large, angry-seeming men, each of whom was reading American Psycho with furrowed brow, as though taking notes.

Disconcerted would be putting it mildly.

 

It's the most astounding, nihilistic, jaw-dropping, dark and twisted thing I've read.

I guess I mean that in a good way.

The frame tale with the clinic worker and the Rescuscitation Annie's mouth filled with old jizz and the doll's death mask bearing the likeness of a girl who committed suicide in 1906 -- it's so beyond the pale that it defies description. And that's just one fucking story out of 25.

 

Clever...don'tdo it. Not worth the aggravation.

 

The Anarchist's Cookbook. Or maybe a copy of High Times.

 

My last trip I brought along Bill O'Reilly's Culture Warrior.

I had one old lady tell me to get a life. Her husband followed close behind as she walked away with a thumbs up then a high-five.

 

Sounds like there's a story in there.

 

Is that book better than this one?

 

Later, RedSmithClone read the best-selling "Fun with Shitty, Ambiguous Sentence Structure."

 

And it's actually a really good, really interesting read.