Bone in/ bone out........

And then there's this:

I've got a New Age girl (tell us what she's like)
Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike)
She has a crystal necklace (does she spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless (she's heading for a crash)

Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did we begin

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

 

They are mostly skin, but when I throw healthy eating out the window, Hooters Three Mile Island WITH the bone are the perfect wings to go for. I'm a bit of a wimp so I do opt for the blue cheese and celery on the side.

 

I have, in the past, been known to prepare chicken in the shape of chicken tenders, make some hot sauce and prepare them like wings.

They work best this way when thrown on a bun with some lettuce, tomato, a little mayo and some ranch.

Mmmmm.

 

Don't arouse the ghost of Fred Merkel ...

 

Bone out.

Except for Mondays.

 

This is heresy.

"Bone out chicken wings"? That's like having a "bone out" rack of lamb.

Do chickens come without wings?

You mean, reprocessed chicken parts?

More North American alienation from actual food. Over-processed crap to make everything taste like pablum.

 

Had bone-in wings. Meh. Boneless is better.

 

Chicken wings are not "actual food." They are an appetizer at best.

 

I dunno. A pound (!) of grilled wings from Austin Grill is a damned fine start on a meal.

 

So I guess rainy days and Mondays never get Mr. Farmerjerome down.

 

Seeing as how this has incredibly stayed on topic, I'll throw my two cents in:

Boneless wings are a step below non-alcoholic beer and a step above vegetarian "hamburgers." And that's the bottom of the imitation food ladder.

 

Well, they're actual food in that they came from an "actual" animal.

And yes, a pound of wings from my local is more than an appetizer.

Bone out chicken wings probably fall in the same category as Kraft Cheese slices--cheese food.
Only a passing resemblance to food and none with cheese.