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Body found on Chipper Jones' ranch

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by buckweaver, Aug 20, 2009.

  1. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member


    Jones' father says it was an illegal immigrant (cue the online comments ::)), but the ranch is 8 miles from the Rio Grande so that's not unlikely.

    (And yeah, I know n_w just posted this on the baseball thread. It deserves a headline.)
  2. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    John Rocker is probably laughing somewhere.
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    It's been over 100 for 83 straight days? Holy living fuck. That dude had no chance.
  4. Den1983

    Den1983 Active Member

    I don't work far from Cotulla, and yes, it is miserable. Anyone without food or water will not last long. Period. The heat is borderline unbearable at most times.
  5. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Oh, where to start.
  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    With 10,000 acres, it's kind of amazing that the guy was even found.
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Does Chipper have an alibi?

    *Yes, I know he didn't do it, but God, I hate Chipper Jones.*
  8. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    I told that motherfucker to stop calling me Larry!
  9. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    If the guy was beaten to death with a baseball bat, then Jeff Francoeur's been ruled out as a suspect.
  10. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I'm surprised it wasn't a Mets pitcher.
  11. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    I'm surprised it isn't John Calipari considering the week he's having.
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Was he wearing a Hooters shirt?
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