Blame soccer, or, dribbled to death

He did it for a cause. What have you done to try to make the world a better place?

 

I gave blood in the 12th grade.
What'd you do, fool?

 

How was the juice and cookie?

 

I didn't do anything except the blood thing, either. But there's no reason to parody a hero who got slain on his mission by an inattentive truck driver.

 

Was it a Mission From God?

 

A hero? Is Moddy back from Jewish Lent yet?

 

From the story:

"Swanson set out on the trek to promote the One World Futbol Project, based in Berkeley, Calif., which donates durable blue soccer balls to people in developing countries."

 

That's some good shit right there ...

 

First he kicked the ball. Then he kicked the bucket.

 

You sassing me?
How do you know he was unattentive when dude was kicking a soccer ball in the middle of the road, for fuck's sake.

 

How fitting is it that this hero smelly hippie was smeared across the windshield of an F-150, one of the symbols of American pride?
USA 1, Soccer 0.