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Blame soccer, or, dribbled to death

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by HanSenSE, May 14, 2013.

  1. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    All right, I'll say it: He died doing what he loved.
  3. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    If he couldn't even make it through Oregon I shudder to think what would have happened to him walking through Mexico or Colombia.
  4. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Happens every time you try to nutmeg an F-150...
  5. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    His mother told him not to play soccer in the street, but did he listen to her? Obviously not.
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I blame soccer.
  7. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    He obviously wasn't American, because if he were American he would have just kicked it as far as he could and then run after it. And his mom would have been running alongside him with orange slices.
  8. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    so he got relegated from the land of the living
  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    He died doing what America hated.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    This is why kickball won't catch on in the U.S.
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Getting creamed by a pickup is the most popular cause of death in the world.
  12. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Should have just sat down on the couch and had a TV dinner.
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