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Blame soccer, or, dribbled to death

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by HanSenSE, May 14, 2013.

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  1. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    More:
    http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2020985239_apussoccerballdribblerdeath.html?syndication=rss
     
    HanSenSE, May 14, 2013
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  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    All right, I'll say it: He died doing what he loved.
     
    Baron Scicluna, May 14, 2013
    #2
  3. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    If he couldn't even make it through Oregon I shudder to think what would have happened to him walking through Mexico or Colombia.
     
    Jake_Taylor, May 14, 2013
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  4. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Happens every time you try to nutmeg an F-150...
     
    SpeedTchr, May 14, 2013
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  5. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    His mother told him not to play soccer in the street, but did he listen to her? Obviously not.
     
    HanSenSE, May 14, 2013
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  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I blame soccer.
     
    expendable, May 15, 2013
    #6
  7. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    He obviously wasn't American, because if he were American he would have just kicked it as far as he could and then run after it. And his mom would have been running alongside him with orange slices.
     
    LongTimeListener, May 15, 2013
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  8. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    so he got relegated from the land of the living
     
    ColdCat, May 15, 2013
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  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    He died doing what America hated.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, May 15, 2013
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  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    This is why kickball won't catch on in the U.S.
     
    slappy4428, May 15, 2013
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  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Getting creamed by a pickup is the most popular cause of death in the world.
     
    Batman, May 15, 2013
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  12. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Should have just sat down on the couch and had a TV dinner.
     
    3_Octave_Fart, May 15, 2013
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