Birthday dinner at Ruth's Chris

Doc knows of what he speaks.

 

Is it bad form to ask how much that tasty meal cost? Not that I'm in the market or dating anyone... just curious.

And no ketchup on any tubed meat. (Insert joke here).

 

That had to taste like ashes in your mouth, didn't it, South Sider?

 

You know, Doc, blind squirrel and all.


If Obama makes putting ketchup on a hot dog illegal, I'll vote for him in the general election.

 

And what, pray tell, is wrong with ketchup on hot dogs?

 

Nothing. If you're a Communist.

 

I am not a communist.

I won't eat a hot dog without ketchup.

 

HH, a very happy birthday to you.

 

Sure you're not, comrade.

 

That's not a reason, that's an accusation.

Just go to your room right now!

 

Exactly. Nothing wrong with it.

 

I will not. That's how adamant I am that ketchup does not belong on a hot dog.

REBELLION FROM MOM! WHO'S WITH ME?!