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Bipartisan Consensus

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Jul 15, 2006.

  1. I think all of us, right and left, can agree on this issue.
    Bad idea.
  2. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Well, they won't sell in South Beach, but I don't see how this is a bad idea. I thought the writer did more preaching than the swimsuit people did.
  3. lono

    lono Active Member


    I am morally outraged by shenanigans like this and the people in power should be hung up by their collective genitalia, flogged and filleted in full public view for having the sheer, unmitigated gall to try and foist this shit off on the hardworking, decent people of America!  :mad:

    Besides, to borrow a line from Zeke12, this is an idea that clearly went ass to mouth.  :-X
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I demand that Patrick Fitzgerald investigate these morally bankrupt cretins!
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'm shocked and appalled. How the hell do you keep from drowning in one of those damned things? At least the ones from the 20s were kinda cute, those are just hideous.
  6. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    But wait a second ... if this leads to more huuuuuuge people convering it up at the beach ... how can that be a bad thing?
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Until they start selling them for fat, hairy men, it's just a crazy Christian ploy to drown women in the ocean. :D
  8. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    My point exactly. And hey, if some guy can make a buck off of really religious women who want to cover themselves up on the beach, well, that's the American way. I don't have a problem with the idea.
  9. Why can't we all get along?
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    It's not a bad idea if you're of the opinion that any display of the female body --- at all --- is a bad idea destined to lead to sin because either 1) the original mistake was by a woman and therefore all sin is rooted in femininity or 2) the mere sight of a woman's partially uncovered body is an automatic guarantor of unhealthy lust.

    The rest of us are smarter than that.
  11. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Dude, you either forgot No. 3, or havent been to a beach lately.
    3) There's some extremely large ladies (and men too, to be fair) who haven't come to terms with their hugeness and the need to do a little more work in covering it up.
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    If the young, hot things get to wonder around mostly naked, so can the bigger folks. Just because you think they're fat, doesn't mean that they should have to cover up more than the skinny girls.
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