Billy Packer............

...accused Charlie Rose on his show recently of "fagging out." *

*true story.

http://www.charlierose.com/ click on David Gregory interview and fast forward to Packer.

 

...is a smelly pirate hooker.

 

.....swam incident-free in Iranian waters.

 

I'm not usually sensitive to announcers because I expect them to be terrible, but my goodness! If you were listening to the game you would have thought that OSU was up by 20. The entire game I kept thinking, "He knows OSU is losing, right?" Really drove me nuts.

Oh, sorry to get off track:

...pops the collars on his shirt.

 

... doesn't need a media credential, dammit!

 

...is good enough to work for the Plain Dealer.

 

but still can NOT kick Jack Bauer's ass.

 

Dammit! More competition. :'(

 

You inspired me, Ace.



...does the Macarena.

 

... wishes high definition TV was never invented.

 

... wishes he could stiff a waitress.

 

...is a smelly pirate hooker.

...hearts Brook Jacoby ;D