Big Ben's Night Out

Come on, you laughed. Admit it.

People called out Big Ben
Well boo-fuckin-hoo
Not a bigger fandork
than a boy named poo

 

Come up with something good (like the fluffer one-liner) and I will laugh. The song wasn't nearly entertaining enough to be worth being that obnoxious.

 

I stand by the quality of my mocking.

 

Tough to stand by something that doesn't exist.

 

And another one bites the dust.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5094224

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5099224


And an interesting defense by a fan.

http://ludwig.squarespace.com/politics-journal/2010/4/15/the-media-lynching-of-ben-roethlisberger.html


I think the league and the team find a way to sit him for at least half the season.

 

So?

 

Eerily similar circumstances complete with state trooper advance man.


BY MR. BENNETT:

Q. Mrs. Jones, on May 8th, 1991, you went to a room in the Excelsior Hotel where you met Governor Clinton; is that correct?

A. That's correct.

Q. And how long were you in the room total?

A. Between 10 and probably 15 minutes.

Q. And did you voluntarily go up to the room?

A. With the guidance of a state trooper, yes.

Q. And why did you go up to the room?

A. Because I wanted to meet the governor and he wanted – he asked to meet me.

Q. And why did you want to meet the governor?

A. Because it was exciting. I had never met the governor before. It's exciting. So I was going to go up there.

Q. And I believe you've stated publicly that you thought maybe it would help you get a better job; is that right?

A. That's correct.

Q. How long were you in the room before you first saw the governor's exposed penis?

A. Probably about five – between five and six or seven minutes.

Q. And how far were you away from the governor?

A. He sat down right beside me.

Q. So you were just a couple of feet away?

A. Not even that far, I don't think. He sat right down nearly on top of me.

Q. So he exposed himself while he was down on the seat with you; is that right?

A. As he was sitting down, he pulled his pants down.

Q. Oh, so you saw him pull his pants down?

A. As he sitting down, I mean, it was real quick.

Q. And he pulled his pants all the way down to his ankles?

A. I know I saw his legs, so I think either to his knees or his ankles. I don't know.

Q. Well, was his penis coming through his shorts or did he take his shorts off?

A. He took his whole pants off. He was naked from here to

 

Sorry. Thought you were saying we should impeach Roethlisberger.

 

No, just that Clinton should have been suspended for a couple of games.

 

Ben did not. Have. Consensual. Relations. With that woman. Ms. Milledgeville.

 

Roethlisberger For President 2028

Luckily, too long for any yard sign.