Better racism, less pizza, Papa Johns

Well, now he's really gone and done it.

 

As of this season, 21 MLB teams had a promotional deal with The Official Pizza of the Alt-Right.
Kicking Papa John's to the curb at least for now: Marlins, Orioles, Rays and, to my surprise, the Royals.
No comment yet: Braves, White Sox, Indians, Rockies, Astros, Dodgers, Brewers, Twins, Yankees, Phillies, Pirates, Padres, Mariners, Cardinals, Rangers, Walgreens.
Affirming the sanctity of their relationship: Dbacks. The home team of conservative hero Joe Arpaio will stick by Papa.

 

A service to baseball fans. Shitty pizza from a company with a shitty owner.

There is better pizza everywhere.

 

Even though its owner is an idiot, I still think Papa John's kicks the crap out of Domino's as far as nationwide delivery chains go.

 

They're just going to have to change the name, I think.

 

I agree.

I mean, no one is saying that it beats the mom & pop shop on the corner in Brooklyn, but Papa John's was always my favorite among Domino's, Pizza Hut and Godfathers.

 

Jesus, if you can't find a local pizza place in your berg that is better than Dominoes or Pappa John's, it is time to, as the Wolf said in Pulp Fiction, "move out of the sticks, fellas".

 

Seriously. The guy had it all. And just like that he's in the gutter, not even looking at the stars.

 

Dude's worth at least half a billion dollars. He'll be fine.

 

See, the key is, they bring it to your house.

 

This formerly was a sticking point, but with Uber Eats and other services like Zifty and Door Dash, I can get actual good pizza delivered to my house. At least here in the sticks of metro Atlanta.