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Best towns for an A*& whipping

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, May 25, 2006.

  1. boots

    boots New Member

    This might tick a few people off but WTF, taking nominations for towns that you can get a good old-fashioned ass kicking free of charge.
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Just about any small-town bar in America will do. Walk in and start mouthing off to the locals, eventually one of them will oblige you.
  3. Lester Bangs

    Lester Bangs Active Member

    As the Kansas City Royals and Florida Marlins will attest, any old town with an MLB team will do.
  4. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Philly and Memphis stand out to me at first thought.
  5. boots

    boots New Member

    East St. Louis, Oakland, Camden N.J. , Gary Ind. Bridgeport, Conn. are the top five in my poll.
  6. shockey

    shockey Active Member


    i'm quite sure you could get your ass kicked in any town in the u.s. of a. just act naturally. ;D ;D ;D
  7. Monkey

    Monkey Member

    Athens, apparently, as the AJC routinely cleans the Banner-Herald's clock on the UGA beat. ::)
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Belle Glade, Fla. All there is to do is kick people's asses for the fun of it.

    Hamilton, Scotland might be the worldwide leader.
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Columbia Falls, Montana.
  10. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

  11. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    Go to Sturgis, S.D. the first week in August.

    Stand in the middle of Main Street (if you can get to it.)

    Proclaim how superior Honda (or any other rice-burner bike) is over Harleys, then declare that Harley Davidson bikes are the worst thing know to ever exist.

    You'll get your ass-whupping.
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Philly is a good place if you're looking for a good, old fashioned *ss-kicking.
    I disagree with Camden. You're liable to get more than a good beating in Camden.

    I've taken my fair share of beatings in my life, and I might have more in my future.
    But I'm much too old to go looking for trouble.
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