Best song about...

Actually about a Sport, sporting event or athlete. Arena anthems that weren't written about sports don't count.

 

Some selections from Dan Bern:
Gambling With My Love (Pete Rose)
If the Dodgers Had Stayed in Brooklyn
Merkle
Ballpark
When My Buckner Moment Comes
They Don't Got Baseball

Monica
John McEnroe

Tiger Woods

 

Not familiar. I'll have to check him out.

 

That one also confirms that Tom Brady is in fact an asshole.

 

"One More Murder" - Better Than Ezra

 

Inside the Jiggle Joint should be the name of a song.

 

Worst song about stripping.

 

You forgot the all-time classic.

 

As a song about strippers or a sports song about busted knees?

 

My favorite plane crash song: Drive By Truckers' "Angels and Fuselage." Bonus points for the song being about the Skynyrd plane crash that killed Ronnie Van Zant

The engines have stopped now. We all know we are going down. Last call for alcohol.
Sure wish I could have another round.

And I'm scared shitless of what's coming next.
Scared shitless, these angels I see in the trees are waiting for me.
Waiting for me.

 

Songs about cocaine:

White Lines
Cocaine

Songs about heroin:

Heroin
?

What about pot?

 

Heroin -- The Needle and the Damage Done